CET-WED Players

You are not getting my MMR if you draft me for offlane.

I AM NOW CAPTAIN ABOUT TO ASSEMBLE SHIT STACK PLEASE MESSAGE ME I NEED HELP SIFTING THROUGH THE SHIT HEAP THAT IS RD2L

Kill For The Living, Kill For The Dead

mmr is decayed,lol player

Don't really care what role I play. Thinking maybe 1 or 3 though

Oh, I love memes

pos 1 - i probably wont be talking too much - im vibin

I angry

This time i will not be babysitting any unstable persons in my team smileyface

GIMME CHUCKLE

Will reliably call that enemies are in rosh 3 seconds before it finishes

ahoy

dont plan on playing dota dont expect any cares or gameplay from me. also might miss 2 games during groups.

please let me play.

BANNED LUL

Draft me for pos 1 only. Please message me if you want to draft me. I’m here for some pma fun times

lol

why are the irish so damn convincing? smurf: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/315696109

also signed up for sunday. ex-6K mmr inhouse animal

Roamer J Simpson

I became admin to rig the main season

hi

MESSAGE ME IF U PLAN TO DRAFT ME. I'm ancient 3(4,2k mmr) aka extremely bad and toxic player in this video game. Also I'm really stubborn person with high knowledge of this video game how it should be played by watching Mason stream every night before going sleep.(#1 Mason fanboy) I'm also big boomer which could affect my skill weakening a lot during season. And the last thing but not least, I GOT AN FINNTISM.

carry only

Actual tryhard

nice people only. will probably turn of brain during 50% of the game

Played Div 5 in the last mini season as Pos 5. Finished joint 5th.

Will leash your low mmr core, keep vision up and win lanes. Willing to play other roles but YMMV

fredfuck.mp3

IM garbage as fuck

berry washed up

i'm a kiwi

Fluent in both Russian and English

Pick me for the pos 4, need PMA team to perform at 100%

Bukaw, bukaw!

Just wanna have some fun and win some games. Comfortable on pos 4/5

I look forward to playing in my first main season and have been practicing to get as ready as i can be eventhough i know i still have room to improve.

auto lose, if picked, auto lose, if picked, the worst player in the league. shoutout to LukeSkyFAKER, Tribo, Valchers, Waloo and other R2DL GODS.

IM PLAYING POS 3 ONLY, I CANNOT GUARUNTEE MY INTERNET WILL WORK PICK ME AT YOUR OWN RISK

only serious buyers

dog gamer. dont pick me with dildog or grimmjow else i tank ban

Pos1 only, could flex some mid in mini but not in main. Won't really play anything else

I am a fairly versatile player, pretty calm and can get a bit quiet at some points in the game

Wooo UK dota, its the most average dota...

want to play carry but can 3/4 if my lane partner is way better than me

*zulu drums*

Would you like fries with that?

Im a position 4 and 5 player who can do all the shit you want me to, just draft me into a team that has a midlaner and carry pls xD

I just need someone who wants to kill enemies.

i prefer pos 4, and i play shaman a lot

Good and friendly support player. And I like to party!

worst player in rd2l

pick me or lose

https://www.innocenceproject.org/

I like furion and bane and jakiro and any other annoying shit to play against.

Wanna play some fun and good dotes. PMA gamer. Kinda washed PepeHands

Wuss poppin' I'm pretty available for most days, but my drawback is that sometimes I just have 800 ping (semi-rarely). Hopefuly it's not gonna be on the days we'll practice/play

I have swear words muted so if you try to flame me just know that your words can't affect me- 🙂

Pretty much only play 1, i love dota it's a great game and i like competition.

Cheese picker can play broodmother arc meepo etc pretty wide hero pool

trash uk player here, pick me for carry or offlane

Here to play Dota, improve, and have fun!

Very confident with pos4 and pos5. Good in pos3 if needed.

im bad.

Hello Rd2l this is the Hanswurst. I can play, draft and shotcall if needed and im pretty vocal in the games. I can also point out shitty 7k MMR-Plays x) would prefere to play pos 3 and can perform on a 4-5k lvl i would say. I like fun ppl and no toxicity/griefer boyz - wan't to become champ tho x)

considering not captaining - if i don't, i'd appreciate a dm if you're considering picking me. not playing a lot of dota at all right now (my activity in the last like 2 months has been playing 5 in mini for officials and scrims and not much else).

if youve seen jaws, im like that film but replace the beach with a wheat field and the shark with a wheat shark

Once again - strong and vocal captain or I'll be a sad chap

Mainly safe laner, but enjoy active mid heroes aswell. Here to learn from better players! Brother to Godzilla-C-.

Hi I want to play 1 or 4 let me play wierd 4 heroes and how to spell weird is it weird or wierd

Im a carry player that listens. Friendly but my carry pool can be a bit odd, and usually I fight more than farm. Can help with drafting, cant shotcall at all

PMA pos 5 player. I sacrifice myself to give the carry an easy lane

Your friendly neighborhood ManBear, who happens to be a slav, wanna have some fun time

I LIKE OBAMA

I was the lowest MMR carry in the latest mini league. We did not lose all our matches :-)

If Im not with my homie i must aquit

Open minded player

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. Gaben stole my mmr.

Dedicated pos5 player, who priorities pos1 game over mine. Prefer to play micro heroes: chen, enchantress, nature's prophet.

Big bad carry or mid player here ready to throw your season like I'm at the Olympics.

Hi i like playing pos 3,4 or 5. I haven't played 5 much recently but i still know how to slap. Pick me if you want someone to get overhyped and rig the series thx

Dekaits Lover

can play various supports at a decent lvl, no earthshaker and no micro supports

mikel said he'd captain and first pick me

I've somehow managed to cross Gaben's mean side and solo que ruin my mmr further into the depth of hellspawn x-)

I like to hit creeps

naga spammer that also plays support 私わオタクです

CARRY K4 PUTA MADRE

Hey, runner up last mini. Happy to give drafting or shotcalling a go but no promises about outcome.

I won div5 so I am ready to harb 6k mids. If you made it this far yeah I can play supp just make me play 5 not 4 pls.

2K shitter with experience playing and captaining in lower skill leagues. Pls carry me.

tilter malder vc leaver pee and poo

probably too late for the fun but whatever. your usual dog blue/yellow stick buyer. could also be run in, stun and die "pos3" if youre really desperate. would like to have a chill team this time =)

5080 pos4 pudge only

Tiltproof

Might have to leave in between season. Mostly want to chill in a PMA stack, might not be much available for scrims depending on work. Me + DmWP = lane won

Cyka blyat

only play offlane tbh

ban kimer

Hello future Captain, beware, I play mostly unconventional Heroes which might get you angry, but mostly its suprising for the enemy team. So please pick me if you have crazy off-meta drafts in mind

Solid offlaner with good hero pool. Will make opponent carry suffer. Looking to have fun :)

I have low MMR, stuck in it. Though I have played since 2007-2008 and have a good knowledge about the game.

5370 updated 06/10/2020. Dont draft me, i probably dont want to play with you.

I have recently transitioned from mostly playing position 2 to playing as a position 3. The reason for this is because a team in a Danish Dota league needed me to play position 3 as that role was not filled. I took on the job and adapted to the role. Luckily many of the skills that I have acquired in the midlane can be transferred to the offlane as well, which makes me a very deadly player in the, especially when left alone in a 1v1 situation with the enemy carry. Pick me if you want a calm flexible player.

I used to predominantly play carry, but have been playing mostly pos 3/4 in solo ranked. In general, I like to play heroes that can have impact on the map from the early game itself

GOD OF JAKIRO AND VOKER <3

Have played a few seasons like 1-2 years ago. I woud like to play pos4, but i dont mind 5ing.

2k MMR scrub looking to improve, will ask tons of questions regarding dota

I'll be honest, I'm a core(mid/safe) player, I know I won't be playing it but I think playing something different will be fun and might help me improve

Judas coached me so I can take critizm lul. I played a few seasons. I do use both items and spell these days. Im a good listener too

Signed up for Sunday too late, can play almost anything and am highly versatile in regards to posistions to play... Can tilt if my team isn't PMA or are unable to mold to the meta...

pos4 big time gamer

aka DmWp. Pick me with icon for ez seasono.

Pretty solid support player, often play at a higher level than my mmr.

I signed up to play and get better at mid

Mostly main roaming melee 4s like tusk, es(both), nyx, clock, plus some weird laners like invoker and brew. Very flexible with my picks and/or playstyle.

im willing to play at on a team to learn more and cumunicate

pls dont get angry